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PUNS

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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There was an explosion at the cheese factory, debrie was everywhere

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I'm thinking of setting up a fancy dress shop for horses

Mascarpone

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my friend was washing some gravel in the hopes of finding cheese

I said you can't paneer

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New mirrors: exclusively for cheese, so you can say halloumi

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my friend made a really naff pun about greek cheese. I said "come on- you can do feta than that"

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ricotta stop arguing about what to call these italian cheeses

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there are stiltons of puns to make about british cheeses

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They had stinking bishop at our cheese tasting yesterday- or the right reverend McKay- as he prefers to be known

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would you like any cheese?

have you red leicester

no, who's it by?

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The troll says we can only cross the bridge if we can get his riddle right

what is the spanish word for cheese

oh queso what do we do now

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My friend offered me some cheese and chips the other day

he said it's nacho cheese

well why on earth did he offer then?

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I've tried to combine the Italian love of chocolate with their penchant for mozzerella- I present the "maltcheeser"

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If you buy my dairy products and you aren't satisfied, I won't ever give you a refund. No money back guarancheese.

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